Make a wish and have it corrupted

Wish granted! But all the characters that come to life have only one goal: to destroy you. Have fun with those c: 

I wish I had a pet cat again

Wish granted! You have a pet cat who never misbehaves. . .except for when you get within 2 inches of it, when it will start to claw the fuck out of whichever body part was that close to him.

I wish that this side wasn't dead.

Wish granted! The website is now full of activity, but it is flooded with spammers, godmods, and trolls, and no matter how many you ban they just keep coming.

I wish I could eat any food I want but stay in good shape.

You are now a garbage disposal at a fancy restaurant. Wonderful tasty food flows through you every day, but you don't have any taste-buds. (You're also inanimate.)

I wish people liked my OCs enough to cosplay as them.

Wish granted- But you get mugged for the costume 



I wish I was a god

Wish Granted! But nobody believes in you and nothing can convince them otherwise.

I wish something tragic would happen to a small country nobody knows about!

Wish granted! However, the country would have a pivotal role in a future war, and with it gone, the side you would root for will be completely overwhelmed.

I wish for several extra hours in my day.

Wish granted! You get five extra hours per day but you will need to sleep those extra five hours or else you won't be able to do anything during the day

I wish I had unlimited access to all the powers of the universe

Wish granted! But your mortal form cannot handle that level of energy, and so you explode.

I wish that I could play Pokemon Go

Wish granted! You gain the ability to play pokemon Go!

...Sadly, it seems you're unable to access any of the pokestops, and there are no pokemon nearby! Guess it's just a glorified GPS now, huh?


Anyway! I wish, oh I wish, for like £100

Dione wrote:Wish granted! You get five extra hours per day but you will need to sleep those extra five hours or else you won't be able to do anything during the day

I wish I had unlimited access to all the powers of the universe

No idea why that's so bad. Five hours extra sleep would be great!

Anyway,

Wish granted! However, every single banknote is fake, and if you were to use any of them, you would most likely be arrested.

I wish for project 2017, NAOW!

The Red Blur wrote:

Dione wrote:Wish granted! You get five extra hours per day but you will need to sleep those extra five hours or else you won't be able to do anything during the day

I wish I had unlimited access to all the powers of the universe

No idea why that's so bad. Five hours extra sleep would be great!

Anyway,

Wish granted! However, every single banknote is fake, and if you were to use any of them, you would most likely be arrested.

I wish for project 2017, NAOW!

Granted but its worse than sonic 06

I wish for the ability to draw really well

Your wish... has been granted! You can draw really well. But all you can draw are requests - heavily detailed art of Sonic x Shadow for the rest of your career that you choose to use your godly power to ART. Enjoy!

I wish for absolutely nothing! Nothing could possibly go wrong with a wish like that, right?

Wish granted! You will have absolutely nothing. Your life will be a never ending void, nothing inside of it.


I wish I had an unlimited amount of money

Your wish has been granted. You now have unlimited amounts of money. I mean, literally. You're drowning in it. Your bones are probably broken by now.

I wish for some dank memes.

The Red Blur wrote:Your wish has been granted. You now have unlimited amounts of money. I mean, literally. You're drowning in it. Your bones are probably broken by now.

I wish for some dank memes.

I was gonna go on this really big tangent about the definition of a meme, but that wouldn't be fun!
WISH GRANTED!!! Now, for the rest of your life, physical representations of memes in the form of printed pictures of memetic characters will specifically be soaked in a tub before being pasted onto your body immediately afterwards. Eventually, the weight of the "dank memes" will crush or suffocate you!
 

I wish for more steak.

PyroGX wrote:

The Red Blur wrote:Your wish has been granted. You now have unlimited amounts of money. I mean, literally. You're drowning in it. Your bones are probably broken by now.

I wish for some dank memes.

I was gonna go on this really big tangent about the definition of a meme, but that wouldn't be fun!
WISH GRANTED!!! Now, for the rest of your life, physical representations of memes in the form of printed pictures of memetic characters will specifically be soaked in a tub before being pasted onto your body immediately afterwards. Eventually, the weight of the "dank memes" will crush or suffocate you!
 

I wish for more steak.

Wish granted.  But you get killed by cows for eating stake in the cow revolution.
I wish the anime I create is the most popular in the world

Wish granted! However, your fans are rabid, and tear anyone apart who criticises your show. One day, you admit your show isn't the best, and you are stripped to the bone by your fans, like wild piranhas.

The Red Blur wrote:Wish granted! However, your fans are rabid, and tear anyone apart who criticises your show. One day, you admit your show isn't the best, and you are stripped to the bone by your fans, like wild piranhas.

You didn't make a wish.

Been about a month, pretty sure that's over 3 hours. .3.



I wish there was a rainbow Mountain Dew.

Wish Granted! But the mountain dew is as hot as lava


I wish i could have 101 puppys

Wish granted! But 15 of them must be taken to make a fur coat

I wish for another sonic riders!

Wish granted,  but it's worse then sonic 06.
I wish to be a sayian

Wish Granted! But your raditz. (one of the weakest saiyans XD)

I wish i could have unlimited chocolate *licks my lips *

Wish granted! In having unlimited chocolate, you get fat and die of a heart attack.
But wasn't it just so delicious?

I wish I had a pencil that could write anything I want in the air.

Wish Granted! But all your drawings want to eat you >

I wish i could have a private jet 0w0